(((OOC: For obvious reference: Chuck, Tim.))

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Anyone else ever been on fmylife.com? Story of my life right there.

Can you even post full life stories on there because that'd be awesome. I mean, really. My life is a complete... mess. Always has been, and I think... it'd at least amuse someone else.

I never... thought that I'd sink this low. God, I can't believe that I did that. I'm just always ( Read more... )

Today has actually been a good day, for once. Thank goodness, I've been really down, good news is... well, good. Recently everything has been kind of shitty round these parts so scoring myself a job has helped make things a little more bearable. Getting laid would also help, man. I haven't touched another person short of shoving my fist in their ( Read more... )

So I go to look up some newscasts that I missed this morning, the ones with that aging anchor whose toupee was clearly only half dead, and somehow wind up here. I mean. Come on, internet. I have a basic understanding of you, why are you being such a damned tool? All I wanted to do is make fun of the news whilst doing my normal exercise routine. ( Read more... )